Looking into an affordable mic/sound system for a comedy open mic. Suggestions?

posted : Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

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Just worked out to the perfect soundtrack. 1. Real American (classic Hulk Hogan theme) 2. You’re the Best (Karate Kid) 3. Final Countdown

posted : Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

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I just nailed the logline for my next script. Going to get a new cork board next week and get started!

posted : Thursday, February 4th, 2010

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Just added both “ABC” and “The Bachelor” to my bio. http://ow.ly/13tMK

posted : Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

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Last day of voting for the Shorty Awards. I’m nominated under Humor. You can vote for me if you feel like it. Also, some smart ass nominated me for “egocentric”. So there’s that. http://ping.fm/TJXFx

posted : Friday, January 29th, 2010

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My wife just got a promotion today! Send her some congrats, won’t you? Life is good.

posted : Thursday, January 28th, 2010

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Music Monday: This is my last stick of gum. I’m going to cut it up so everybody else gets some. Except for Ashurbanipal, who says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daroan.
Hey, Ashurbanipal, I’m a Mesopotamian! http://ow.ly/10fX3

posted : Monday, January 25th, 2010

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If you want to see a joke I wrote about Paris Hilton, go grab the Feb 1 issue of Life&Style Magazine at a check out lane near you.

posted : Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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This is my official “campaign” to get you to sign up for my newsletter before I send it out next week. That’s all. http://bit.ly/7SPmcq

posted : Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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If only companies that do anal bleaching had some sort of page where people could share their testamonials. oh wait! http://ow.ly/XWem

posted : Monday, January 18th, 2010

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